Voice Mail

YOU HAVE REACHED EXILED JEDI'R'US
DUE TO EXTERMINATION ORDERS WE MAY TAKE A WHILE GETTING BACK TO YOU
LIKE REALLY
THEY WERE SLICIN ALL DEM JEDIS UP
DO NOT CONTACT US
DO NOT TRY TO FIND US
WE HAVE LIGHTSABERS
DARTH VADER I AM TALKING TO YOU

You have reached Exiled Jedis'R'Us
Do not contact us
Do not look for us
Recent extermination orders may delay a return response
Don't worry we'll get back to you if we have time we're kind of busy staying alive.